Buy An Ancestor Online, the hottest dot-com in genealogy research, promises to bring an entirely new level of reality to its product line, combining the power of Internet downloads with our own new technologies.

  Soon you'll be able to use our latest process — featuring stem cell cloning techniques and cold fusion digital technology — to download authentic ancestors that you can actually bury or cremate. (Certain restrictions may apply in Wisconsin.)

  A typical home download, shown here about midpoint in the process, may take only 30 minutes with a cable/DSL connection, or can conveniently run overnight on a 56K dial-up connection. In the photo below, a BAAO researcher demonstrates the ease of downloading an ancestor.