|This is straight from our latest PRESS RELEASE!!!|
Buy An Ancestor Online, the hottest dot-com in genealogy research, promises to bring an entirely new level of reality to its product line, combining the power of Internet downloads with our own scientific breakthroughs.
Soon you'll be able to use our latest process — featuring stem cell cloning techniques and cold fusion digital technology — to download authentic ancestors. (Certain restrictions may apply in Wisconsin.)
In the photo below, a BAAO researcher demonstrates the ease of downloading an ancestor. A typical home download, shown here about midpoint in the process, may take only 30 minutes with a cable/DSL connection, or can conveniently run overnight on a 56K dial-up connection.